Genius In Disguise T-Shirts

'I'm afarid your son has all the classic elements of geekism,minus the technical expertise.'

'He's not as studious as he looks - his backpack is full of comic books.'

"We're playing doctor. Do you have any old magazines for our waiting room?"

Keyworker

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

'The school. My counselor told me to make the most of it...'

'How about a toast to my breakthrough?!'

The Stock Market.

A gift for me? It's a cape because I think you're a superhero!

Carl shrewdly dupes his co-workers into believing that he is totally committed to the new mandatory overtime policy,

National #@*&%!$@? Tourettes Institute *&%!$

"Hey, buddy. If you're not making a call, vacate the booth!"

Palm Reader...

"How was your day, dear?"

"Do you know Issac Newton discovered gravity in 1867? Before that people could fly."

Dramatic lighting in the drama department.

"That's an interesting question, Clint. I don't know if my gun rack is an authentic regionalism or just a macho affectation."

WWE Chess

"My weakness is collectible porcelain ponies."

"I don't know what it means, but since my mom added that word, sales have gone through the roof."

"Harold is a closet intellectual and he's never coming out."

"Thanks for the keyboard, grandma. But it's not the type I'm in need of."

"My work is to stare into space."

The SAT test can wear you down.

'If you bark your head off all night in a forest and no one hears you, are you still a bad dog?'

'Darling, that memory course I've been doing, can you remember its web address.'

'I don't think my Eric would fancy toilet paper that's been used before.'

'We've papered over the new flat screen TV to make it less obtrusive'

Spying on the Football Match

I'm fine, JB. I'm just waiting for a big idea to gel.

Are you a "Star Wars" fan, good sir? Who isn't? I would like to propose a small wager. Ask me any question about Star Wars. Any question at all

"My mistake was buying shares in the company. I now worry about the lousy work I turn out."

Sometimes i wonder if cows ever have one single sensible thought.

"Has anyone turned in a pair of reading glasses?"

"She told me she was bi, but forgot to mention the polar part."