Philosopher In Disguise T-Shirts

Celebrate the secret thinker in style with our philosopher-themed t-shirts, blending cleverness and humor for a fun, thought-provoking wardrobe addition.

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"That's an interesting question, Clint. I don't know if my gun rack is an authentic regionalism or just a macho affectation."

"That's an interesting question, Clint. I don't know if my gun rack is an authentic regionalism or just a macho affectation." mockup

"That's an interesting question, Clint. I don't know if my gun rack is an authentic regionalism or just a macho affectation."

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'If you bark your head off all night in a forest and no one hears you, are you still a bad dog?'

'If you bark your head off all night in a forest and no one hears you, are you still a bad dog?' mockup

'If you bark your head off all night in a forest and no one hears you, are you still a bad dog?'

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"My work is to stare into space." mockup

"My work is to stare into space."

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"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity." mockup

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

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"Good, bad: who cares? Did you bring cash?"

"Good, bad: who cares? Did you bring cash?" mockup

"Good, bad: who cares? Did you bring cash?"

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Penny for your inner monologue

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It was clear from an early age that Colin was going to be a politician.

It was clear from an early age that Colin was going to be a politician. mockup

It was clear from an early age that Colin was going to be a politician.

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'If I had made it in big business my email address would have been 'swifterthanbillgates.com'.'

'If I had made it in big business my email address would have been 'swifterthanbillgates.com'.' mockup

'If I had made it in big business my email address would have been 'swifterthanbillgates.com'.'

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"Yeah, I'm an atheist-and a damn good one."

"Yeah, I'm an atheist-and a damn good one." mockup

"Yeah, I'm an atheist-and a damn good one."

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"Sometimes I'm not sure if I chase my tail or my tail chases me."

"Sometimes I'm not sure if I chase my tail or my tail chases me." mockup

"Sometimes I'm not sure if I chase my tail or my tail chases me."

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"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144." mockup

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

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Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website. mockup

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

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Now leaving designated Free Speech Zone. Shut it!

Now leaving designated Free Speech Zone. Shut it! mockup

Now leaving designated Free Speech Zone. Shut it!

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"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide." mockup

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

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'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.' mockup

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

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Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker mockup

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

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In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of. mockup

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

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'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!' mockup

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

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Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?" mockup

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

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Smart Ass - Wise Ass

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Humans...What is their purpose?

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"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."

"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes." mockup

"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."

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"Aristophanes explains comedy"

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Ban on Free Speech

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Historical memory is on life support. mockup

Historical memory is on life support.

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"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow." mockup

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

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"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!" mockup

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

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Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book) mockup

Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)

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"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful." mockup

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

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"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf." mockup

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

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Jean-Paul Sartre

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'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!' mockup

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

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Voltaire

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"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."

"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything." mockup

"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."

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"Je suis Descartes, donc, je pense." mockup

"Je suis Descartes, donc, je pense."

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Philosopher In Disguise T-Shirts Collection

Philosopher In Disguise Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs featuring the philosopher in disguise—perfect for sparking conversations over coffee or tea.

Philosopher In Disguise Pillows

Bring humor and insight to your home decor with our philosopher-themed pillows—comfortable and clever.

Philosopher In Disguise Prints

Find inspiring and humorous prints celebrating the philosopher in disguise—perfect for any curious mind’s wall art.