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'Do you believe we return in another form when our time is through?'

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

Goldfish bowl on raft...

Pastorius wonders why.

Lemniskate

'In my opinion, you're either part of the problem or part of the solution. Unless, of course, you're Jones, who thinks he can just float above it all!'

"A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single malt."

"But some of my best ideas come while I'm in the litter box."

Hamlet in the craft shop.

I'm getting an ample full taste... I'm getting whimsical... I'm getting 'red'

'My imaginary playmate squealed on me!'

"My feeling is that while we should have the deepest respect for reality, we should not let it control our lives."

Schrodinger's Cat Litter Box

'My finger's stopped bleeding. I must have run out of blood.'

KNITEO ERGO SUM!

'I've turned another corner in my life.' 'One more corner and you'll be back where you started.'

Lost and forgotten department

'I'm worried that I might have slept through my 'fifteen minutes of fame'.'

"It's beginning to appear as if I'll never have greatness thrust upon me."

"2 glasses of wine at lunch, I think I'm Socrates..."

Descartes' dog.

"That's an interesting question, Clint. I don't know if my gun rack is an authentic regionalism or just a macho affectation."

'I had everything going for me, but I could never find the right person to inspire me.'

'A quick one, Tommy. I'm running on empty.'

'What have you got in the way of a Cabernet Sauvignon for people who like Zinfandel when they can't find Merlot?'

"I don't get it, everybody talks about 'working from home' as if it's something new."

'It was the best of times, it was the worst of times...oh, hell, give me another one!'

Change Rooms.

Bishop looking non plussed with a shepherds' crook for a question mark above his head.

"I'm worried that these might be my good old days."

'Without you as a friend, I'd be a hopeless drunk by now'

'What I really wanted was to get drunk on power.'

'I know 24 ways to kill a man - add another if I don't get a drink.'

"My work is to stare into space."

"What are you going to do when you become enormous?"