Philosopher In A Can Gifts

'Do you believe we return in another form when our time is through?'

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

Pastorius wonders why.

Lemniskate

Goldfish bowl on raft...

Remember, it's about the journey, not the destination. But sure, I'll keep an eye out for a rest area.

"A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single malt."

'In my opinion, you're either part of the problem or part of the solution. Unless, of course, you're Jones, who thinks he can just float above it all!'

Hamlet in the craft shop.

"But some of my best ideas come while I'm in the litter box."

'My imaginary playmate squealed on me!'

I'm getting an ample full taste... I'm getting whimsical... I'm getting 'red'

"My feeling is that while we should have the deepest respect for reality, we should not let it control our lives."

Schrodinger's Cat Litter Box

'My finger's stopped bleeding. I must have run out of blood.'

KNITEO ERGO SUM!

'I've turned another corner in my life.' 'One more corner and you'll be back where you started.'

Lost and forgotten department

"It's beginning to appear as if I'll never have greatness thrust upon me."

'I'm worried that I might have slept through my 'fifteen minutes of fame'.'

"2 glasses of wine at lunch, I think I'm Socrates..."

Descartes' dog.

"That's an interesting question, Clint. I don't know if my gun rack is an authentic regionalism or just a macho affectation."

'A quick one, Tommy. I'm running on empty.'

'I had everything going for me, but I could never find the right person to inspire me.'

'What have you got in the way of a Cabernet Sauvignon for people who like Zinfandel when they can't find Merlot?'

"I don't get it, everybody talks about 'working from home' as if it's something new."

'It was the best of times, it was the worst of times...oh, hell, give me another one!'

Bishop looking non plussed with a shepherds' crook for a question mark above his head.

Change Rooms.

"My work is to stare into space."

"I'm worried that these might be my good old days."

'Without you as a friend, I'd be a hopeless drunk by now'

'What I really wanted was to get drunk on power.'

'I know 24 ways to kill a man - add another if I don't get a drink.'