Philosopher In A Can Gifts

Looking for a unique gift for the philosopher in your life? Our 'Philosopher in a Can' range offers humorous and creatively designed products that celebrate thinking, pondering, and exploring life's big questions. Whether it's for a student, a mentor, or someone who simply loves deep thoughts and witty humor, these gifts are sure to spark smiles and conversations.

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'Do you believe we return in another form when our time is through?'

'Do you believe we return in another form when our time is through?' mockup

'Do you believe we return in another form when our time is through?'

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"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity." mockup

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

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Goldfish bowl on raft...

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Pastorius wonders why.

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Lemniskate

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'In my opinion, you're either part of the problem or part of the solution. Unless, of course, you're Jones, who thinks he can just float above it all!'

'In my opinion, you're either part of the problem or part of the solution. Unless, of course, you're Jones, who thinks he can just float above it all!' mockup

'In my opinion, you're either part of the problem or part of the solution. Unless, of course, you're Jones, who thinks he can just float above it all!'

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"A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single malt."

"A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single malt." mockup

"A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single malt."

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"But some of my best ideas come while I'm in the litter box."

"But some of my best ideas come while I'm in the litter box." mockup

"But some of my best ideas come while I'm in the litter box."

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Hamlet in the craft shop.

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I'm getting an ample full taste... I'm getting whimsical... I'm getting 'red'

I'm getting an ample full taste... I'm getting whimsical... I'm getting 'red' mockup

I'm getting an ample full taste... I'm getting whimsical... I'm getting 'red'

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'My imaginary playmate squealed on me!' mockup

'My imaginary playmate squealed on me!'

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"My feeling is that while we should have the deepest respect for reality, we should not let it control our lives."

"My feeling is that while we should have the deepest respect for reality, we should not let it control our lives." mockup

"My feeling is that while we should have the deepest respect for reality, we should not let it control our lives."

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Schrodinger's Cat Litter Box

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'My finger's stopped bleeding. I must have run out of blood.'

'My finger's stopped bleeding. I must have run out of blood.' mockup

'My finger's stopped bleeding. I must have run out of blood.'

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KNITEO ERGO SUM!

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'I've turned another corner in my life.' 'One more corner and you'll be back where you started.'

'I've turned another corner in my life.' 'One more corner and you'll be back where you started.' mockup

'I've turned another corner in my life.' 'One more corner and you'll be back where you started.'

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Lost and forgotten department

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'I'm worried that I might have slept through my 'fifteen minutes of fame'.'

'I'm worried that I might have slept through my 'fifteen minutes of fame'.' mockup

'I'm worried that I might have slept through my 'fifteen minutes of fame'.'

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"It's beginning to appear as if I'll never have greatness thrust upon me."

"It's beginning to appear as if I'll never have greatness thrust upon me." mockup

"It's beginning to appear as if I'll never have greatness thrust upon me."

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"2 glasses of wine at lunch, I think I'm Socrates..."

"2 glasses of wine at lunch, I think I'm Socrates..." mockup

"2 glasses of wine at lunch, I think I'm Socrates..."

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Descartes' dog.

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"That's an interesting question, Clint. I don't know if my gun rack is an authentic regionalism or just a macho affectation."

"That's an interesting question, Clint. I don't know if my gun rack is an authentic regionalism or just a macho affectation." mockup

"That's an interesting question, Clint. I don't know if my gun rack is an authentic regionalism or just a macho affectation."

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'I had everything going for me, but I could never find the right person to inspire me.'

'I had everything going for me, but I could never find the right person to inspire me.' mockup

'I had everything going for me, but I could never find the right person to inspire me.'

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'A quick one, Tommy. I'm running on empty.'

'A quick one, Tommy. I'm running on empty.' mockup

'A quick one, Tommy. I'm running on empty.'

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'What have you got in the way of a Cabernet Sauvignon for people who like Zinfandel when they can't find Merlot?'

'What have you got in the way of a Cabernet Sauvignon for people who like Zinfandel when they can't find Merlot?' mockup

'What have you got in the way of a Cabernet Sauvignon for people who like Zinfandel when they can't find Merlot?'

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"I don't get it, everybody talks about 'working from home' as if it's something new."

"I don't get it, everybody talks about 'working from home' as if it's something new." mockup

"I don't get it, everybody talks about 'working from home' as if it's something new."

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'It was the best of times, it was the worst of times...oh, hell, give me another one!'

'It was the best of times, it was the worst of times...oh, hell, give me another one!' mockup

'It was the best of times, it was the worst of times...oh, hell, give me another one!'

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Change Rooms.

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Bishop looking non plussed with a shepherds' crook for a question mark above his head.

Bishop looking non plussed with a shepherds' crook for a question mark above his head. mockup

Bishop looking non plussed with a shepherds' crook for a question mark above his head.

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"I'm worried that these might be my good old days."

"I'm worried that these might be my good old days." mockup

"I'm worried that these might be my good old days."

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'Without you as a friend, I'd be a hopeless drunk by now'

'Without you as a friend, I'd be a hopeless drunk by now' mockup

'Without you as a friend, I'd be a hopeless drunk by now'

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'What I really wanted was to get drunk on power.'

'What I really wanted was to get drunk on power.' mockup

'What I really wanted was to get drunk on power.'

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'I know 24 ways to kill a man - add another if I don't get a drink.'

'I know 24 ways to kill a man - add another if I don't get a drink.' mockup

'I know 24 ways to kill a man - add another if I don't get a drink.'

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"My work is to stare into space." mockup

"My work is to stare into space."

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"What are you going to do when you become enormous?"

"What are you going to do when you become enormous?" mockup

"What are you going to do when you become enormous?"

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Philosopher In A Can Gifts Collection

Philosopher In A Can Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs featuring the 'Philosopher in a Can' theme. Perfect for sparking conversations and brightening mornings with clever humor.

Philosopher In A Can Pillows

Discover our playful 'Philosopher in a Can' pillows. A witty addition to any sofa or bed, celebrating the amusing side of deep thinking.

Philosopher In A Can Prints

Browse our 'Philosopher in a Can' prints to add a clever touch to your walls. Ideal for inspiring thought and adding personality to your space.

Philosopher In A Can T-Shirts

Check out our range of 'Philosopher in a Can' t-shirts. Fun, witty, and designed for thinkers who love to wear their curiosity on their sleeve.