Philosopher In Disguise Gifts

"That's an interesting question, Clint. I don't know if my gun rack is an authentic regionalism or just a macho affectation."

'If you bark your head off all night in a forest and no one hears you, are you still a bad dog?'

"My work is to stare into space."

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

"Good, bad: who cares? Did you bring cash?"

Penny for your inner monologue

It was clear from an early age that Colin was going to be a politician.

'If I had made it in big business my email address would have been 'swifterthanbillgates.com'.'

"Yeah, I'm an atheist-and a damn good one."

Deep Dream: "But I am a dog with eyes."

"Sometimes I'm not sure if I chase my tail or my tail chases me."

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

Now leaving designated Free Speech Zone. Shut it!

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

'Intelligent Design? My arse!'

Smart Ass - Wise Ass

"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

Ban on Free Speech

Humans...What is their purpose?

College. Did you pick a major yet? I'm doing a double major in art and logic --- I want to draw my own conclusions!

Historical memory is on life support.

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

Jean-Paul Sartre

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

Voltaire

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'