Well, you know what they say? Aspire to inspire before you expire.
Philosopher With A Twist Gifts
Looking for a gift for the philosopher with a twist? Our curated collection features playful, witty designs inspired by philosophical ideas and creative perspectives. Perfect for deep thinkers who love a bit of humor, these unique items add a lighthearted twist to serious pondering. Whether it's for a friend, a loved one, or yourself, our range offers clever expressions of curiosity and introspection that will spark smiles and conversations. Ideal for those who enjoy pondering life's big questions with a humorous outlook.
'You know how we drink to forget? Well, Arnold over there is our polar opposite.'
"I'll have a pastrami on rye!"
"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."
Now leaving designated Free Speech Zone. Shut it!
Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.
'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'
"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."
Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker
If you bathe a skunk in tomato juice, it will smell like a dog. A bird in the hand is better than two in your shorts. Never wear aqua after Thanksgiving. Unconventional wisdom.
In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.
'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'
Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"
Smart Ass - Wise Ass
'Intelligent Design? My arse!'
"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."
Ban on Free Speech
College. Did you pick a major yet? I'm doing a double major in art and logic --- I want to draw my own conclusions!
"Aristophanes explains comedy"
Humans...What is their purpose?
"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"
Historical memory is on life support.
"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."
"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."
Jean-Paul Sartre
"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."
Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)
'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'
"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"
Voltaire
"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."
Freedom comes at a cost. We must be willing to pay the ultimate price. Retail.
"It's such a lovely day!"
The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.
"So, what did you do at charter school today?"
Philosopher With A Twist Gifts Collection
Philosopher With A Twist Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs featuring the philosopher with a twist—bringing humor and insight to your everyday coffee routine.
Philosopher With A Twist Pillows
Bring home pillows adorned with witty philosophical ideas, perfect for adding a humorous, thoughtful vibe to your living space.
Philosopher With A Twist Prints
Decorate your walls with prints that blend humor and philosophy—perfect for sparking curiosity and conversation.
Philosopher With A Twist T-Shirts
Discover clever t-shirts that showcase the philosopher’s wit—ideal for anyone who loves thinking differently with a humorous touch.