Philosopher In A Pub T-Shirts

Make a statement with our philosopher in a pub t-shirts, crafted for those who enjoy mixing wit with wisdom. Ideal for relaxed weekends or casual outings, these tees showcase your love for clever ideas and good company.

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"It's beginning to appear as if I'll never have greatness thrust upon me."

"It's beginning to appear as if I'll never have greatness thrust upon me." mockup

"It's beginning to appear as if I'll never have greatness thrust upon me."

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'I had everything going for me, but I could never find the right person to inspire me.'

'I had everything going for me, but I could never find the right person to inspire me.' mockup

'I had everything going for me, but I could never find the right person to inspire me.'

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'Men are like fragments of soap... they get together in bars!'

'Men are like fragments of soap... they get together in bars!' mockup

'Men are like fragments of soap... they get together in bars!'

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"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?" mockup

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

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'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.' mockup

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

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Victoria's pre-marriage questionnaire continues...'Can I get input from the guys at the bar on this one?'

Victoria's pre-marriage questionnaire continues...'Can I get input from the guys at the bar on this one?' mockup

Victoria's pre-marriage questionnaire continues...'Can I get input from the guys at the bar on this one?'

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'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.' mockup

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

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'Your husband? He's just leaving...' mockup

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

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'I trust these equations settle the argument, Professor Lang. It's your round.'

'I trust these equations settle the argument, Professor Lang. It's your round.' mockup

'I trust these equations settle the argument, Professor Lang. It's your round.'

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'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.' mockup

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

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"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini." mockup

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

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I've decided to shift down a few gears.'

I've decided to shift down a few gears.' mockup

I've decided to shift down a few gears.'

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"When I was a child, I drank like a child, but when I became a man I put away childish drinks."

"When I was a child, I drank like a child, but when I became a man I put away childish drinks." mockup

"When I was a child, I drank like a child, but when I became a man I put away childish drinks."

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Men gossiping

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Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk mockup

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

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"If it's a series of patterned clicks, I'm not here."

"If it's a series of patterned clicks, I'm not here." mockup

"If it's a series of patterned clicks, I'm not here."

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"You want to know why I drink?. . . I drink to forget!"

"You want to know why I drink?. . . I drink to forget!" mockup

"You want to know why I drink?. . . I drink to forget!"

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'No need for pump action, Al - it's the wife.'

'No need for pump action, Al - it's the wife.' mockup

'No need for pump action, Al - it's the wife.'

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"Every night the same gets legless, swearin 'n' fightin' then slumps into a stupor. . ."

"Every night the same gets legless, swearin 'n' fightin' then slumps into a stupor. . ." mockup

"Every night the same gets legless, swearin 'n' fightin' then slumps into a stupor. . ."

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ONE HORSE TOWN

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'Man. Piltdown Man.'

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'They're not beer stains. This is actually a 'Rorschach test' patterned shirt.'

'They're not beer stains. This is actually a 'Rorschach test' patterned shirt.' mockup

'They're not beer stains. This is actually a 'Rorschach test' patterned shirt.'

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'Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine... LAST!'

'Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine... LAST!' mockup

'Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine... LAST!'

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I asked my girlfriend if there was someone else...

I asked my girlfriend if there was someone else... mockup

I asked my girlfriend if there was someone else...

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'My - You've matured, my dear.'

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'A quick pint or a quiet drink?'

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Brickie's Mate

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"You're going to regret this in the morning."

"You're going to regret this in the morning." mockup

"You're going to regret this in the morning."

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If bar stools were like playground swings...

If bar stools were like playground swings... mockup

If bar stools were like playground swings...

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'All this talk about a consumer society... I don't buy it.'

'All this talk about a consumer society... I don't buy it.' mockup

'All this talk about a consumer society... I don't buy it.'

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'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.' mockup

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

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Body by Jake

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"At least their bull sessions are green. Everything they say is 100% biodegradable."

"At least their bull sessions are green. Everything they say is 100% biodegradable." mockup

"At least their bull sessions are green. Everything they say is 100% biodegradable."

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Philosopher's pub with 24 hour thinking.

Philosopher's pub with 24 hour thinking. mockup

Philosopher's pub with 24 hour thinking.

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"My feeling is that while we should have the deepest respect for reality, we should not let it control our lives."

"My feeling is that while we should have the deepest respect for reality, we should not let it control our lives." mockup

"My feeling is that while we should have the deepest respect for reality, we should not let it control our lives."

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Philosopher In A Pub T-Shirts Collection

Philosopher In A Pub Mugs

Explore our full range of philosopher in a pub mugs and find your new favorite way to enjoy a brew with a side of wit and wisdom.

Philosopher In A Pub Pillows

Relax with our philosopher in a pub pillows—comfort meets cleverness, perfect for fans of thoughtful humor and stylish decor.

Philosopher In A Pub Prints

Brighten your walls with our philosopher in a pub prints, capturing the wit and charm of lively pub conversations flavored with deep thoughts.