Genius In Disguise Pillows

'I'm afarid your son has all the classic elements of geekism,minus the technical expertise.'

'He's not as studious as he looks - his backpack is full of comic books.'

"We're playing doctor. Do you have any old magazines for our waiting room?"

Keyworker

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

'How about a toast to my breakthrough?!'

The Stock Market.

"Hey, buddy. If you're not making a call, vacate the booth!"

Palm Reader...

National #@*&%!$@? Tourettes Institute *&%!$

Dramatic lighting in the drama department.

"Do you know Issac Newton discovered gravity in 1867? Before that people could fly."

"How was your day, dear?"

"That's an interesting question, Clint. I don't know if my gun rack is an authentic regionalism or just a macho affectation."

"Harold is a closet intellectual and he's never coming out."

"I don't know what it means, but since my mom added that word, sales have gone through the roof."

"My weakness is collectible porcelain ponies."

"My work is to stare into space."

"Thanks for the keyboard, grandma. But it's not the type I'm in need of."

The SAT test can wear you down.

'If you bark your head off all night in a forest and no one hears you, are you still a bad dog?'

'We've papered over the new flat screen TV to make it less obtrusive'

'I don't think my Eric would fancy toilet paper that's been used before.'

I'm fine, JB. I'm just waiting for a big idea to gel.

'Darling, that memory course I've been doing, can you remember its web address.'

Spying on the Football Match

"My mistake was buying shares in the company. I now worry about the lousy work I turn out."

Sometimes i wonder if cows ever have one single sensible thought.

"She told me she was bi, but forgot to mention the polar part."

"Has anyone turned in a pair of reading glasses?"

Penny for your inner monologue