Hero In Disguise Pillows

Keyworker

"How was your day, dear?"

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

"But, honestly, I've never been more serious."

'My mom's natural state when she isn't working or driving us around.'

60 minutes I.Q. test - pick the counterfeit.

A gift for me? It's a cape because I think you're a superhero!

'Is that enough peace on earth, Miss? I've got my tuba lesson in ten minutes and kickboxing at six...'

'I'm sorry. It appears Mr. Mitchell won't be accepting any more information today.'

'That's why I like Neederman. He does the little things to help his team that don't show up in the statistics.'

"Hey, buddy. If you're not making a call, vacate the booth!"

'I'm afarid your son has all the classic elements of geekism,minus the technical expertise.'

Help - "What's in it for me?"

'I'm sorry, but I don't know where 'this is'. I, too, am a stranger here.'

"The last thing we need now is to sit around with a hangdog look!"

Live To Crash, Crash To Live.

"My weakness is collectible porcelain ponies."

Bar. I know I don't look like the adventurous type but I have a high-risk portfolio!

"I'm a superhero for the benefit of mankind. It's my day job in a call centre that pays the bills."

"Thanks for the keyboard, grandma. But it's not the type I'm in need of."

"Uh-oh!. . . Look out! Where did he come from? Something spooky is going on in this picture...Can you spot it?"

The SAT test can wear you down.

Spying on the Football Match

Royal Flush

'Nice 'I WILL FIND YOU!' speech by the way! Well...you've found me.'

Man with fake shark fin hat encounters shark with fake human legs.

Are you a "Star Wars" fan, good sir? Who isn't? I would like to propose a small wager. Ask me any question about Star Wars. Any question at all

'Normally, a little conflict like this would be easy to resolve.'

A very conscientious doctor trying to resuscitate a dead door nail.

Fourth Place

'I tried it at home...'

"It's not what I was expecting."

'The boys kicked me off the team, not cause I was a girl, cause I was too good!'

'Had I known this opera was a formal thing, I wouldn't have worked on my car before coming. Do they serve beer?'

Nope, he's not a sidekick, but in some ways he's more important than one. PR.