Hero In Disguise Pillows

Keyworker

"How was your day, dear?"

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

"But, honestly, I've never been more serious."

'My mom's natural state when she isn't working or driving us around.'

60 minutes I.Q. test - pick the counterfeit.

'Is that enough peace on earth, Miss? I've got my tuba lesson in ten minutes and kickboxing at six...'

'I'm sorry. It appears Mr. Mitchell won't be accepting any more information today.'

'That's why I like Neederman. He does the little things to help his team that don't show up in the statistics.'

"Hey, buddy. If you're not making a call, vacate the booth!"

'I'm afarid your son has all the classic elements of geekism,minus the technical expertise.'

Help - "What's in it for me?"

'I'm sorry, but I don't know where 'this is'. I, too, am a stranger here.'

"The last thing we need now is to sit around with a hangdog look!"

"My weakness is collectible porcelain ponies."

"I'm a superhero for the benefit of mankind. It's my day job in a call centre that pays the bills."

"Thanks for the keyboard, grandma. But it's not the type I'm in need of."

"Uh-oh!. . . Look out! Where did he come from? Something spooky is going on in this picture...Can you spot it?"

The SAT test can wear you down.

Spying on the Football Match

Royal Flush

'Nice 'I WILL FIND YOU!' speech by the way! Well...you've found me.'

Man with fake shark fin hat encounters shark with fake human legs.

'Normally, a little conflict like this would be easy to resolve.'

A very conscientious doctor trying to resuscitate a dead door nail.

Fourth Place

"It's not what I was expecting."

'The boys kicked me off the team, not cause I was a girl, cause I was too good!'

'Had I known this opera was a formal thing, I wouldn't have worked on my car before coming. Do they serve beer?'