Make-believe Genius Gifts

"We're playing doctor. Do you have any old magazines for our waiting room?"

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

A boy acting suspiciously

Deep in the heart of the RAND think tank, the world's greatest scientists would gather to brainstorm Batman's fight sounds.

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

"Draw your own path."

"Ah, ha! The universe IS expanding! I can't find my glasses anywhere!"

'I'm not playing 'Bride and Groom' unless you sign this pre-nuptial aggreement!'

'The school. My counselor told me to make the most of it...'

'This is your spinal column...It's a bunch of bones that runs up and down your back and keeps your legs from going all the way up to your neck.'

'Let's pretend I'm a business owner and you're the janitorial service...'

"Welcome to Sugar Free Farm! The reality show, where celebs go cold turkey on their sugar addictions for two weeks."

"Quick! The ideas are hatching!"

Sign in doctors office - Malpractice Makes Perfect.

A boy dressed as a cowboy riding a stick horse encounters a stick with a cow's skull at the end lying on the ground.

"They're being very good. They're playing superheroes!"

'Tommy's book reports are like no other.'

"Fellow graduates, when I look at you, I see future princesses, ninjas, wizards, superheroes, and zombies."

'My imaginary playmate squealed on me!'

'Interview Dr. Witt for your esteemed journal? Of course, as soon as his play period is over.'

Prisoner still life painting.

"Tea parties are passé. I'm opening a craft brewery."

Child doing the washing up

'He was working on a theory of entropy, and developed a severe case of it himself.'

"The museum of modern art on fire... an installation."

'Can Bradley come out and litigate?'

"Terri invited me over. We're going to play doctor of humane letters."

'Don't ask how much your hospital bill is because we have no way of knowing.'

'Damn sea monkeys.'

Chaironaut

Dog Dreams

Child to another child - 'En garde!'

Palm Reader...

Girl trying to be a woman