Brainy Inventor T-Shirts

Well yes, I'm quite clever: I have over twenty patents to my name...

"Young Frankenstein"

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

Sport Utility Boot.

"Brian's fine. He`s got his own coping mechanism."

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

Jenkins took special pride in his new invention, the rubberband-powered runabout.

Mook's regret after inventing fire.

'You keep turning them out and I'll dig a parking garage.'

Computerized Dollhouse.

"Young man! You turn the gravity back on this instant!!"

'I ink, therefore I am....', IF DESCARTES HAD BEEN A CARTOONIST

World's cheapest car

'I was just rubbing sticks together for fun -- I didn't realize I was doing basic research.'

Lost and Profound.

The Aerial Steam Carriage

'I'm beginning to think outside the box again - get my GP quickly!'

The first 'outside the box' thinker.

"I'm going on Dragons Den with this, the one-brush-toothbrush."

Prehistoric son going "Baroooom...Barooom!" on dad's stone wheel

'It keeps me sane!'

'I know, but he's a genius.'

"Let's see if I understand: your brain can't be upgraded with additional memory, and to make matters even worse, untold thousands of those brain cells die each day?"

The most probable explanation to the mind of a sixteen year old tennis star

'Quit if you want, Bowman, but the intellectual property stays here.'

'Gotta hang up now. My mom wants to recycle the phone.'

'This stealth technology just keeps getting better!'

Early Scientific Fraud: Young Thomas Edison Tried to Pass off a Container Filled with Fireflies as an Incandescent Bulb.

How to Rise with the Sun

The Blending Of Comestibles And Foam Rubber At The Submolecular Level!