Eccentric Inventor T-Shirts

'Agghh...I've done something practical, taken up by industry...and I've been thrown out of the Mad Scientist Club!'

'The chicken manure didn't work out, so now Luftkopf is working on an automobile engine that runs on earwax.'

'It's some reporter from 'News of the Weird'.'

"Young Frankenstein"

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

Use your imagination.

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

Deep in the heart of the RAND think tank, the world's greatest scientists would gather to brainstorm Batman's fight sounds.

Sport Utility Boot.

"Brian's fine. He`s got his own coping mechanism."

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

'Because of the mess, 'Mr. Potato Salad-Head' never took off.'

No caption (A crash test dummy in the shape of a bird flies toward a window. Other birds dressed as scientists study the experiment from the ground).

"I'm still not sure if we've hired a creative genius or a complete cretin."

Jenkins took special pride in his new invention, the rubberband-powered runabout.

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

Computerized Dollhouse.

'Don't you ever knock?'

"Pat's independently wealthy and dependably entertaining."

"Young man! You turn the gravity back on this instant!!"

World's cheapest car

The Aerial Steam Carriage

'I know, but he's a genius.'

'He swallowed some of his acrylic paints and now he's artsy fartsy.'

"I'm going on Dragons Den with this, the one-brush-toothbrush."

'Yes, yes, Rupert, you are still a mighty hunter. Now, please bring the turkey back to Luisa in the kitchen.'

Prehistoric son going "Baroooom...Barooom!" on dad's stone wheel

'It keeps me sane!'

Buider, "How crazy do you want this paving, mad,or completely wacko?"

Dexter Miller developed the talking golf ball to call out when lost in the rough, but... (golf ball in pain)

"I'm creating the world's first 'instant lowrider' kit! I'll need partners...and when the profits roll in, I'll take 75 percent and they will get 50 percent."

How to Rise with the Sun

Bagging the Chipmunk

The Blending Of Comestibles And Foam Rubber At The Submolecular Level!