Musical Genius Fan Gifts

Ludwig von Beethoven

Mozart's First Movement - Baby Mozart is sitting on the potty.

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

Punk Reindeer

"Check out this new store."

Jeff Tweedy caricature.

'I was up for a part in the Producers...'

Music Student

Talent, pluck, or plain dumb luck?

Volcaniax

Robbie Williams

'Don't worry, he'll soon grow into it.'

"I'm astounded that your dog is channeling Eubie Blake! Has he never heard of Elton John?"

The Little Drummer Boy.

'Howard can't come to the phone now. He's standing by for a major concert announcement.'

Music for car stereos

Vaudeville producers audition a singing Canada goose.

Gangsta wrap.

Robert Burns

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart for Music ofnthe Baroque

'Very impressive. Do you have any post-kindergarten education?'

Spike Milligan

"She's pretty smart. She already knows enough to spit out vegetables."

"He's a whiz kid."

Nocturne

Mozart's improvisational skills, along with his lack of financial security, often led to brilliant inspiration.

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

Frederic Chopin

Guitar.

Johann Sebastian Bach for Music of the Baroque

Superhero violinist

Where baby grand pianos come from.

Marilyn Manson Fan.

'Wolfgang! Playing air violin is not practicing!'

Sinking cruise ship, with band member saved by floating on cello.