Young Genius Supporter Gifts

'I handed over my company to my son and he's doing better than I ever did. Unfortunately he's starting school next year...'

"He set up his first website today."

"I'll bet all of Albert Einstein's teachers felt like idiots for giving him bad grades too."

Yound Einstein disproves an early theory: 'Aha! A watched pot DOES boil!'

"Winning isn't everything, Josh. Not being the reason your team loses is everything."

"Someday you'll see my work in the employee break room at the Met."

I need to set upmy own company.

"There's an app that helped me finish grades 3 through 7. If you need me, I'll be in my room playing video games for the next few years."

"Being the smartest girl in third grade is going to Melinda's head."

"Gracie, what does a little girl like you wish for? I mean, besides being a doctor, a motivational speaker, a great parent and becoming president?"

'Don't worry, he'll soon grow into it.'

"I'm enhancing my appreciation for the knowledge gathered by humankind."

"She's pretty smart. She already knows enough to spit out vegetables."

'Very impressive. Do you have any post-kindergarten education?'

"Now we know who'll be taking care of us in our old age."

"This grade doesn't fit into my five-year plan!"

"Aren't you young to be worrying about college?"

"He's a whiz kid."

"The counselor wasn't much help about getting into college. All he said was to study hard and get good grades."

Ludwig von Beethoven

"Summer's coming. How does pre-med camp sound."

"I can't wait until we're older so we can get into the cannabis industry. At least then we can make a difference in people's lives."

So tell me, Junior.

"I want an eponymous retail empire when I grow up, Greg. What do you want?"

'My goldfish died. I over-watered him.'

"One day, I'll have teeth like pearls...skin like silk...and a mind like a steel trap!"

"I didn't learn anything in school today but I'll learn twice as much tomorrow."

'I'll put one end of the hose in your pool...you take the other end outside...gravity will create a siphon and drain the water with no mess.'

"I don't mind him running his own tech company at his age. However, I wish he would, at least, dress his age."

"It's been a tough season, and you tried your hardest, son. But you're being traded."

"You got 136? It says here you're genius if you get a 132."

"Each day, they come home from school, get their homework out and crack on with it. Apparently, it's the latest craze."

"To be or not to be."

"I want to be a doctor, but they won't let me! It's discrimination!"

'I played around with acrylics for about a minute, but now I work exclusively with food.'