Little Genius Fan Prints

"She's pretty smart. She already knows enough to spit out vegetables."

Mozart's First Movement - Baby Mozart is sitting on the potty.

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

Yound Einstein disproves an early theory: 'Aha! A watched pot DOES boil!'

'If I told you what I wished for, you'd probably slap me.'

Gracie's baby toys.

'A Great Big Bang. An I-Can-Read Cosmology Book'

"Being the smartest girl in third grade is going to Melinda's head."

"There's an app that helped me finish grades 3 through 7. If you need me, I'll be in my room playing video games for the next few years."

'I've been told before that I'm very mature for a three year old.'

"It'll take three wishes to get less cream cheese on your bagels in New York."

'I've chosen you for fresh, new ideas.'

"It's a 'pencil' - It's like a pen, except that it's made of wood!"

'Don't worry, he'll soon grow into it.'

"I'm enhancing my appreciation for the knowledge gathered by humankind."

"Now we know who'll be taking care of us in our old age."

"To meet the girl of your dreams, swipe right on the lamp."

'Very impressive. Do you have any post-kindergarten education?'

Spike Milligan

"He's a whiz kid."

"She's always been a quick learner."

"Summer's coming. How does pre-med camp sound."

'I handed over my company to my son and he's doing better than I ever did. Unfortunately he's starting school next year...'

Ludwig von Beethoven

Bring-Your-Child-To-Work Day in an astrophysics lab somewhere.

"Some people call this an elementary school. Not me. I call it pre-med."

'I finally understood 'negative numbers' when the teacher said they're just like the US budget deficit.'

"Gracie, I'll never reveal my secret to being the smartest girl in the third grade."

'I'll put one end of the hose in your pool...you take the other end outside...gravity will create a siphon and drain the water with no mess.'

"If the rest of school is like first grade. . . this education stuff will be a breeze!"

"All you said was for me to go to my room and clean. Since you weren't specific, I cleaned my computer's hard drive."

Genie in a trash can.

'He solved his first equation today.'

"You got 136? It says here you're genius if you get a 132."

"You'd like a body like mine?... Yeah, you wish!"