Little Genius Enthusiasts Prints

"What if I'm actually gifted, and first grade just didn't challenge me enough? Maybe I should just skip second grade altogether and go directly to grade four."

Mozart's First Movement - Baby Mozart is sitting on the potty.

Gracie's baby toys.

'A Great Big Bang. An I-Can-Read Cosmology Book'

Storm in a magic lamp.

"Being the smartest girl in third grade is going to Melinda's head."

Baby has used blocks to spell out 'SO VERY BORED'.

'I've been told before that I'm very mature for a three year old.'

"It's a 'pencil' - It's like a pen, except that it's made of wood!"

"No one summons me anymore. They all have oil."

'I've chosen you for fresh, new ideas.'

"We can speak freely now. I've encrypted the line."

"Well, I'm sorry. The 3 wishes I'm granting can't exceed the annual exclusion of $14,000."

"Okay, I fixed the leaking roof, and I moved the couch over to the far wall, but I'm sorry, I don't unblock toilets!"

Aladdin and the magic telemarketer lamp. Your first 3 wishes are free!* *By accepting wishes, user agrees to lifetime monthly charges, activation fees, and all applicable taxes.

'Sorry...I don't deal with lease issues.'

"Only three wishes, eh? Well, let's see what my lawyer has to say about that!"

"I want to make a wish, but the problem is that this genie apparently does not speak English."

'Very impressive. Do you have any post-kindergarten education?'

"And for my third wish I want a further three!"

"She's pretty smart. She already knows enough to spit out vegetables."

"Your third wish should have been to make the first two wishes tax free."

"He's a whiz kid."

'Rubbing it no longer produces a genie. Now you need a username, password and an unreadable CAPTCHA.'

'It says 'turn screw clockwise to tighten.' Which way is clockwise in digital?'

"She's always been a quick learner."

'Can you make me taste like broccoli?'

'I can grant you 3 wishes as long as none of them are about getting up on the furniture.'

'If you get educational toys, do you still have to go to school?'

Bring-Your-Child-To-Work Day in an astrophysics lab somewhere.

No, we don't serve rubbing alcohol.

"I wish I could give you a pay rise, a bonus, and an extra week of vacation, but..."

"Just come out and talk. I promise I won't wish for anything."

'Yeah...all the good bottles were taken.'

"Of all the finger-painting classes in all the day-care centers in all the world, you had to walk into mine."