Little Genius Enthusiasts Mugs

"What if I'm actually gifted, and first grade just didn't challenge me enough? Maybe I should just skip second grade altogether and go directly to grade four."

Mozart's First Movement - Baby Mozart is sitting on the potty.

Gracie's baby toys.

'A Great Big Bang. An I-Can-Read Cosmology Book'

Baby has used blocks to spell out 'SO VERY BORED'.

Storm in a magic lamp.

'I've been told before that I'm very mature for a three year old.'

"Being the smartest girl in third grade is going to Melinda's head."

"We can speak freely now. I've encrypted the line."

"It's a 'pencil' - It's like a pen, except that it's made of wood!"

'I've chosen you for fresh, new ideas.'

"No one summons me anymore. They all have oil."

"Well, I'm sorry. The 3 wishes I'm granting can't exceed the annual exclusion of $14,000."

"Okay, I fixed the leaking roof, and I moved the couch over to the far wall, but I'm sorry, I don't unblock toilets!"

'Sorry...I don't deal with lease issues.'

"He's a whiz kid."

'Very impressive. Do you have any post-kindergarten education?'

"And for my third wish I want a further three!"

"Your third wish should have been to make the first two wishes tax free."

"I want to make a wish, but the problem is that this genie apparently does not speak English."

"Only three wishes, eh? Well, let's see what my lawyer has to say about that!"

"She's pretty smart. She already knows enough to spit out vegetables."

'Rubbing it no longer produces a genie. Now you need a username, password and an unreadable CAPTCHA.'

'It says 'turn screw clockwise to tighten.' Which way is clockwise in digital?'

"She's always been a quick learner."

'I can grant you 3 wishes as long as none of them are about getting up on the furniture.'

'If you get educational toys, do you still have to go to school?'

'Can you make me taste like broccoli?'

"I wish I could give you a pay rise, a bonus, and an extra week of vacation, but..."

'Yeah...all the good bottles were taken.'

"Of all the finger-painting classes in all the day-care centers in all the world, you had to walk into mine."

'I finally understood 'negative numbers' when the teacher said they're just like the US budget deficit.'