Musical Gymnast Pillows

The Acrobat/Musician

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

A tube of toothpaste doesn't reach its full potential until in the hands of a baby.

Pinocchio's Second Realization

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

"The overthinker"

'He's maturing early.'

Children jumping onto mattress in PE.

Giraffe Portrait

'I've always loved your adventurousness in bed.'

"That's hardly necessary!"

"Excuse me, Doc, my attention wandered. What type of deficit disorder did you say I had?"

Gymnasts falling off the winners pedestal.

Cheerleaders

Work/Personal Life Balance Beam

Man catching a woman on flying trapeze.

"Manafort's was the best flip yet."

"Can't stop watching. That ribbon is amaaazing..."

101 uses of a dead cat: spring board.

"I'm not 'just sitting here' — my mind is all over the place."

"‘How I Spent My Summer Vacation in a Freaking Gymnastics Camp and Nearly Broke My Neck,’ by Delia McConnell."

"The back flip was a nice touch."

Gymnast's Commute

"At first, Dwayne's gymnastic prowess had mesmerized Sarah, but now she longed for more..."

"I'm dating an Olympic gymnast!"

"The hardest thing about learning to tumble is the floor."

Barber shop quartet

A man swinging upside down by his legs on a scaffolding frame.

'Virgil is on the gymnastics team.'

'He has really taken to the training.'

Fitness Course.