Gymnastics Instructor T-Shirts

Artist studies trampolinist.

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"Do you guys serve beer?"

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

Pool attached to child's bed.

Dog yoga

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

Yoga for Alcoholics

Overjumpers

"This feels like an accomplishment."

On the back of the t-shirt...

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

Be Healthy

A tube of toothpaste doesn't reach its full potential until in the hands of a baby.

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

"Hi-yah!"

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

'Enlightenment isn't EITHER overrated!'

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

Hug and Do a Chorus Line Kick.

"What colour do you have to get before the big kids leave you alone?"

Women's Martial Arts Center

"From the gentleman at the end of the barre."

'He's maturing early.'

'Pass it to Dewey! He's got himself into some kind of rhythm!!'

Unguided imagery

"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."

"Well, at least we know she died peacefully."

Yoga.

Meditation

"One!...Two!...Now spread those tail feathers..."

Cygnets from Swan Lake