Gymnastics Coaches T-Shirts

Troy's renowned gymnastic team had never before received a gift of such generosity.

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

'No swimming. No breathing.'

"This feels like an accomplishment."

On the back of the t-shirt...

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

A tube of toothpaste doesn't reach its full potential until in the hands of a baby.

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

'He's maturing early.'

"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."

Brad discovers what can happen when you don't wash your gym clothes...

'Every new year Gym membership goes up - for the Panto season.'

Woman walks her dog on a running machine.

The trim reaper

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

"How long have you lived in this gym?"

Cactus with muscles and dumb-bells on ground.

Giraffe Portrait

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

'It's too early to say but my lad may be good enough to swim professionally.'

Children jumping onto mattress in PE.

No caption (A man running on a treadmill hands a relay baton to a man on the treadmill in front of him).

'I've always loved your adventurousness in bed.'

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

Exercise Bars

Beijing Olympics - Treadmill.

"I exercised so much during my first pregnancy that the baby was born with athlete's foot."

Gymnasts falling off the winners pedestal.

Working out in the gym,

'Bigley, you're over-training!'

Cheerleaders

'Can you take the lid off this jar for me...?'