Gymnastics Coaches Mugs

Troy's renowned gymnastic team had never before received a gift of such generosity.

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

'No swimming. No breathing.'

On the back of the t-shirt...

"This feels like an accomplishment."

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

A tube of toothpaste doesn't reach its full potential until in the hands of a baby.

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."

'He's maturing early.'

'Every new year Gym membership goes up - for the Panto season.'

Woman walks her dog on a running machine.

The trim reaper

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

"How long have you lived in this gym?"

"I exercised so much during my first pregnancy that the baby was born with athlete's foot."

Children jumping onto mattress in PE.

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

'I've always loved your adventurousness in bed.'

Giraffe Portrait

'It's too early to say but my lad may be good enough to swim professionally.'

Cactus with muscles and dumb-bells on ground.

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

Exercise Bars

Beijing Olympics - Treadmill.

Gymnasts falling off the winners pedestal.

'Hey, there are pedals on this thing!'

Cheerleaders

'Can you take the lid off this jar for me...?'

'Bigley, you're over-training!'