Gymnastic Coach Gifts

"The hardest thing about learning to tumble is the floor."

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

The Victors

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

'No swimming. No breathing.'

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

On the back of the t-shirt...

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

"This feels like an accomplishment."

A tube of toothpaste doesn't reach its full potential until in the hands of a baby.

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

'He's maturing early.'

Riding School Chaos

"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."

'Every new year Gym membership goes up - for the Panto season.'

Woman walks her dog on a running machine.

Brad discovers what can happen when you don't wash your gym clothes...

The trim reaper

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

"How long have you lived in this gym?"

'I've always loved your adventurousness in bed.'

No caption (A man running on a treadmill hands a relay baton to a man on the treadmill in front of him).

Beijing Olympics - Treadmill.

Cactus with muscles and dumb-bells on ground.

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

'It's too early to say but my lad may be good enough to swim professionally.'

Giraffe Portrait

Exercise Bars

"I exercised so much during my first pregnancy that the baby was born with athlete's foot."

Children jumping onto mattress in PE.

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

Gymnasts falling off the winners pedestal.