Gymnastic Coach Pillows

"The hardest thing about learning to tumble is the floor."

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

The Victors

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

'No swimming. No breathing.'

On the back of the t-shirt...

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

"This feels like an accomplishment."

A tube of toothpaste doesn't reach its full potential until in the hands of a baby.

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

Riding School Chaos

"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."

'He's maturing early.'

Woman walks her dog on a running machine.

'Every new year Gym membership goes up - for the Panto season.'

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

The trim reaper

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

"How long have you lived in this gym?"

Children jumping onto mattress in PE.

Exercise Bars

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

'I've always loved your adventurousness in bed.'

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

Giraffe Portrait

Cactus with muscles and dumb-bells on ground.

'It's too early to say but my lad may be good enough to swim professionally.'

"I exercised so much during my first pregnancy that the baby was born with athlete's foot."

Beijing Olympics - Treadmill.

A Girl and Her Horse

Gymnasts falling off the winners pedestal.