Gymnastic Gurus Gifts

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

"This feels like an accomplishment."

On the back of the t-shirt...

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

Muscles

'Every piece of equipment is hooked up to battery cells in the basement, and we actually sell electricity back to the power company!'

"You're a strong, virile stallion of a man, Randy. Has anyone ever told you that?"

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

Exercise Class

"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."

Brad discovers what can happen when you don't wash your gym clothes...

'Every new year Gym membership goes up - for the Panto season.'

Woman walks her dog on a running machine.

DumbbellsSmartbells.

The trim reaper

'Fitness guru.'

"How long have you lived in this gym?"

'What are you eating now?'

"I lost 20lbs on my diet. I guess it's time for a relapse."

Cactus with muscles and dumb-bells on ground.

"Would you like me to give it to you straight or sugar-coated?"

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

No caption (A man running on a treadmill hands a relay baton to a man on the treadmill in front of him).

Exercise Bars

Beijing Olympics - Treadmill.

"I exercised so much during my first pregnancy that the baby was born with athlete's foot."

'Can you take the lid off this jar for me...?'

Working out in the gym,

'Hey, there are pedals on this thing!'

'Bigley, you're over-training!'

John liked to involve his pet snake in his keep-fit programme.

Holiday Aerobics.