Gymnastic Gurus Gifts

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

On the back of the t-shirt...

"This feels like an accomplishment."

Muscles

"You're a strong, virile stallion of a man, Randy. Has anyone ever told you that?"

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

Exercise Class

"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."

Woman walks her dog on a running machine.

DumbbellsSmartbells.

'Every new year Gym membership goes up - for the Panto season.'

The trim reaper

"How long have you lived in this gym?"

'Fitness guru.'

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

Cactus with muscles and dumb-bells on ground.

"I lost 20lbs on my diet. I guess it's time for a relapse."

'What are you eating now?'

"Would you like me to give it to you straight or sugar-coated?"

Exercise Bars

Beijing Olympics - Treadmill.

"I exercised so much during my first pregnancy that the baby was born with athlete's foot."

'Hey, there are pedals on this thing!'

'Can you take the lid off this jar for me...?'

'Bigley, you're over-training!'

John liked to involve his pet snake in his keep-fit programme.