Yoga Instructors Gifts

"It's amazing. I hear some of them can endure the same boring, pointless positions for years on end!"

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"Do you guys serve beer?"

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

"Great! I must be growing. The womb was less than half full last week."

Dog yoga

Yoga for Alcoholics

Businessman uses yoga moves while reviewing financial news on computer

Be Healthy

On the back of the t-shirt...

"This feels like an accomplishment."

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

'Enlightenment isn't EITHER overrated!'

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

My God, I need to fart.

Yoga classes door.

Unguided imagery

Yoga Xmas Decorations

"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."

Yoga vs. Prosecco

"Well, at least we know she died peacefully."

Yoga.

"Haven't you wondered why I live about 50 years longer thank you?"

So … you do a lot of yoga?

"I'm so glad we enjoy the same style foreplay."

Brad discovers what can happen when you don't wash your gym clothes...

Woman walks her dog on a running machine.

After years of intense inner work, Bill finally got his life completely in balance. That's when he noticed the new loose thread.

'Every new year Gym membership goes up - for the Panto season.'