Yoga Instructors Pillows

"It's amazing. I hear some of them can endure the same boring, pointless positions for years on end!"

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"Do you guys serve beer?"

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

"Great! I must be growing. The womb was less than half full last week."

Dog yoga

Yoga for Alcoholics

"This feels like an accomplishment."

Businessman uses yoga moves while reviewing financial news on computer

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

On the back of the t-shirt...

Be Healthy

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

'Enlightenment isn't EITHER overrated!'

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

My God, I need to fart.

Unguided imagery

"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

Yoga Xmas Decorations

"Well, at least we know she died peacefully."

Yoga.

'Every new year Gym membership goes up - for the Panto season.'

After years of intense inner work, Bill finally got his life completely in balance. That's when he noticed the new loose thread.

Meditation

"I'm so glad we enjoy the same style foreplay."

"Haven't you wondered why I live about 50 years longer thank you?"

Woman walks her dog on a running machine.