Yogi At Heart Pillows

'The Only Time it's Okay for a Man to Think about Nothing.'

Meditation + Medication

"I'm really having trouble dealing with the global pandemic,economic collapse and cancellation of my weekly yoga class."

I love Yoga

"Do you guys serve beer?"

My God, I need to fart.

Yoga classes door.

"I'd like to start the 'Wellness at Work' training by offering you some guidance on diet and exercise."

Proceed no further if chakras not aligned.

'Wish you wouldn't cut your nails at bedtime!'

'I'm finally at one with the universe...but apparently that doesn't include the DOW.'

"Well, it gets lonely up here!"

What're you doing today, Darlene? Power relaxing. 9 to 10:15 I'm reading the paper. 10:20 to 11:30 I'm getting my nails done while reading Catch 22 for my books club. 11:45 to 1, I'm eating lunch, catching up on calls, paying bills then kicking back on the couch from 1 to 1:15. The afternoon is sheer bliss. Yoga from 2-3, Pilates from 3-4, massage from 4-5, meditation 5-6. Now move. Please now! You're interfering with my relaxing. How the type-A spend their Sundays. 10:02, bathroom break. Everyo

'At my age, yoga keeps me flexible, so I can still lick myself clean...'

Namastayyy

'Oh, sure -- You want me to waste my valuable time helping you extinguish your ego'

"Mom?"

'I warned him that this was no place for a guy with inner-ear problems.'

Weathervanes.

ME, MEDITATING ON NO-SELF

'Isn't it about time for our seventh-year stretch?'

'To become ONE with the Universe, you must first become COMPLIANT with the Universe!'

"Here goes nothing."

Yogi Mayor

'I've been up here almost a month now -- when do we get paid?'

For Marcos, dissolving the ego was going to be a long-term process.

'How's your pilates class doing?'

"...Ouch...Ouch...Ouch...Ouch..."

"You're thirty minutes late. Does that mean I get it for free?"

"Remember, ladies, if you're doing this right, you shouldn't be able to do it."

'I'm getting worried about Goopta -- he's been having an out-of-body experience for three weeks now.'

Pot Needles

Yogi Comedy: A yogi comedian tells a yoga joke. '...is this thing aum?'

A pair of yoga instructors use beds of nails on the beach.

"How come we never sleep at my place?"