Yoga Master T-Shirts

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"Do you guys serve beer?"

Dog yoga

Yoga for Alcoholics

Businessman uses yoga moves while reviewing financial news on computer

Be Healthy

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

'Enlightenment isn't EITHER overrated!'

"Force quit! Force quit! Force quit!!"

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

"Pay more attention to me? I'm sorry, dear, but Mommy needs you to be more specific."

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

Unguided imagery

My God, I need to fart.

Yoga Xmas Decorations

Yoga vs. Prosecco

"Well, at least we know she died peacefully."

Yoga.

"Haven't you wondered why I live about 50 years longer thank you?"

Food deliverer's baby.

So … you do a lot of yoga?

"I'm so glad we enjoy the same style foreplay."

After years of intense inner work, Bill finally got his life completely in balance. That's when he noticed the new loose thread.

Meditation

"Showoff"

'Do you really think shoulder-to-wheel and nose-to-grindstone are valid yoga positions?'

'Fitness guru.'

New Age Store.

'Don't be embarrassed ? when I first attained Nirvana, I wet my pants, too.'

The art of yoga is the power of the mind.