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"Oh, gosh! Yoga in twenty minutes."

With everything else I've got on my mind, now you're telling me I have to think about breathing?"

Yoga - moooooooo.

'Okay I'll admit you do look foolish but on positive side you were only one letter out!'

"We get it. You're straight."

'Nice! But I call that the 'incredibly impossible forward bend'!'

"Picture yourself in a calm and serene oasis where you can't smell Bryce's feet."

"Ok, now...find your center."

"Just Breathe, and think to yourself, 'what does my heart truly desire?'"

"Now shake it all about."

Holding Yoga Book With Feet.

'This is a spiritual journey, Buddy...not a road trip.'

"We'll start with the basics - Sit down and shut up."

'We're closed... the Yoga teacher's bent out of shape over the acupuncturist's being stuck on the aroma therapist!'

"Do your really think shoulder-to-wheel and nose-to-grindstone are valid yoga positions?"

"How flexible are you?"

"He's friendly, but the class is tough."

Santa Yoga

Pirate Yoga

Yoga Trash Talk

'Phew! What a day! I almost lost my aura of supreme tranquility.'

"Wait, I signed up for the traditional yoga class."

"Enrol now, meditation course."

Fitness Guru

"Don't bother your mother right now - She flunked her yoga class."

Yoga. it's not for everyone.

"I'm thinking of giving up yoga! Yesterday my lotus position turned into a cauliflower!"

"Breathe, just breathe, and repeat to yourself, 'Why can't I do this while watching Netflix?'"

"I need ideas for my yoga class!"

"RElax, I'm taking you to my 'instructor'...

"Love her classes. She shows you how to talk on your phone in any position."

Tangled facing dog...

"I can take you to my yoga instructor, how about that...?"

"No, the other way, Tony."

I love Yoga