Yoga Guru T-Shirts

"Mom?"

Proceed no further if chakras not aligned.

'How's your pilates class doing?'

"I'm used to this from doing Bikram yoga."

"Total...yoga...freak."

"But enough about me and why I find your yoga practice, vegan diet and leftist philosophy so annoying – let’s talk about you."

'I'm working on my abs.'

Weathervanes.

'At my age, yoga keeps me flexible, so I can still lick myself clean...'

A pair of yoga instructors use beds of nails on the beach.

"Starting yoga has really done wonders for my flexibility."

"Do you guys serve beer?"

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

Dog yoga

Yoga for Alcoholics

On the back of the t-shirt...

Businessman uses yoga moves while reviewing financial news on computer

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

Muscles

Be Healthy

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

'Enlightenment isn't EITHER overrated!'

"You're a strong, virile stallion of a man, Randy. Has anyone ever told you that?"

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

My God, I need to fart.

At the 2021 Religious Games

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

Unguided imagery

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

Exercise Class

Yoga Xmas Decorations