Exercise Experimenter Pillows

"My fitness app programmed that dollar to keep him running."

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

Yoga for Alcoholics

On the back of the t-shirt...

Businessman uses yoga moves while reviewing financial news on computer

"This feels like an accomplishment."

Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

Exercise Class

"It seemed like miles to me!"

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

Running

"What do you mean 'sitting is the new smoking'? I thought fat was the new smoking?"

Mouse in a hamster wheel.

Biceps, muscles and brawn

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

'If you exercise you add 10 years to your life.' - 'But I would spend the 10 years exercising.'

'His workout regimen consists of 50 sit-downs every day.'

"I feel off. I want to feel off and running."

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

"I told him he should have trained more."

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

Exercise Bars

"I exercised so much during my first pregnancy that the baby was born with athlete's foot."

"I just reached 1000 jumps."

'C'mon, c'mon! I want to be the first one on the stair-climbing machine!'

Jogging Bottoms

"That's actually my phone. When I answer my calls I get a little bit of a workout."