Exercise Experimenter Gifts

"My fitness app programmed that dollar to keep him running."

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

Yoga for Alcoholics

"This feels like an accomplishment."

On the back of the t-shirt...

Businessman uses yoga moves while reviewing financial news on computer

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

Man practising karate is tempted by a glass of beer.

'If you exercise you add 10 years to your life.' - 'But I would spend the 10 years exercising.'

Running

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

"It seemed like miles to me!"

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

Sam's Gym. My problem is I can't get the body I want with the body I've got!

Exercise Class

Mouse in a hamster wheel.

"What do you mean 'sitting is the new smoking'? I thought fat was the new smoking?"

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

Biceps, muscles and brawn

'His workout regimen consists of 50 sit-downs every day.'

"I feel off. I want to feel off and running."

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

"I told him he should have trained more."

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

"I exercised so much during my first pregnancy that the baby was born with athlete's foot."

I have been working so hard I haven't gone to the gym in ages. You've been trying to make ends meet and forgot about the middle!

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

Staff. Manager. So then you must say "I refuse to lift weights." Hey, that's not what I expected when I hired you to be a resistance training instructor!

Exercise Bars