Exercise Experimenters Gifts

Mouse in a hamster wheel.

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

Yoga for Alcoholics

"This feels like an accomplishment."

'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

On the back of the t-shirt...

Businessman uses yoga moves while reviewing financial news on computer

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

Biceps, muscles and brawn

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

'If you exercise you add 10 years to your life.' - 'But I would spend the 10 years exercising.'

Exercise Class

Running

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

"It seemed like miles to me!"

'His workout regimen consists of 50 sit-downs every day.'

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

"It's just one monkey at one typewriter, but we've given him an infinite need for validation."

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

"I feel off. I want to feel off and running."

"I told him he should have trained more."

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

"I exercised so much during my first pregnancy that the baby was born with athlete's foot."

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Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

'C'mon, c'mon! I want to be the first one on the stair-climbing machine!'

Jogging Bottoms