Exercise Experimenters Gifts

Mouse in a hamster wheel.

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

Yoga for Alcoholics

'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

On the back of the t-shirt...

Businessman uses yoga moves while reviewing financial news on computer

"This feels like an accomplishment."

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

Man practising karate is tempted by a glass of beer.

Sam's Gym. My problem is I can't get the body I want with the body I've got!

Running

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

"It seemed like miles to me!"

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

'If you exercise you add 10 years to your life.' - 'But I would spend the 10 years exercising.'

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

Exercise Class

Biceps, muscles and brawn

'His workout regimen consists of 50 sit-downs every day.'

"I feel off. I want to feel off and running."

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

"It's just one monkey at one typewriter, but we've given him an infinite need for validation."

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

"I told him he should have trained more."

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

Jogging Bottoms

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I have been working so hard I haven't gone to the gym in ages. You've been trying to make ends meet and forgot about the middle!

'C'mon, c'mon! I want to be the first one on the stair-climbing machine!'

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

Staff. Manager. So then you must say "I refuse to lift weights." Hey, that's not what I expected when I hired you to be a resistance training instructor!