Fitness Explorers Gifts

She wants me to quit smoking PLUS start exercising to boot?

Frog to frog: I went to a yoga class, but the instructor didn't know squat.

"Hey, can you use your advanced alien technology to help me burn more calories?"

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

Yoga for Alcoholics

"This feels like an accomplishment."

Businessman uses yoga moves while reviewing financial news on computer

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

'It was at this point that the executive group began its hatha flow retreats.'

Exercise Bars

Dieting Motivation.

Gym. You lost a pound this week? It's only because I always leave here too tired to go looking for it!

Yoga for beginners,

'But I'm not tired yet!!!'

"When did everybody stop jogging?"

'This is what they call HOT yoga Bernie!'

"It would be better with a protein, but add-ons are so expensive."

Step aerobics

Fitness Course.

"Look at me - I can do this!"

'Yes, yes, yes, now seriously, what can we do to improve our health?'

Work Out.

Muscular Dad

"Well we COULD tell people to eat less and exercise more, but where's the money in that?"

"The gods really love tight buns."

No wonder kickboxing seems so hard.

A Man mixing up his sports.

"You exercise with your phone?"

"You're right. Yoga sure sounds easy!"

"I wanted a personal trainer, but not one that made me feel inadequate!"

Clearly, you've been burning the candle at both ends, Mr. Fusco. You have the wick of a man twice your age.

"MMPHH. . . I said I don't think I'm built for yoga!"

No caption. (In a gym, one man runs on a treadmill while another walks on a tightrope machine).

Spa. The fitness trainer said I've been letting it hang out for too long to just tuck it back in.