Fitness Explorers Mugs

She wants me to quit smoking PLUS start exercising to boot?

Frog to frog: I went to a yoga class, but the instructor didn't know squat.

"Hey, can you use your advanced alien technology to help me burn more calories?"

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

Yoga for Alcoholics

"This feels like an accomplishment."

Businessman uses yoga moves while reviewing financial news on computer

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

'It was at this point that the executive group began its hatha flow retreats.'

Exercise Bars

Dieting Motivation.

Yoga for beginners,

'But I'm not tired yet!!!'

"When did everybody stop jogging?"

'This is what they call HOT yoga Bernie!'

"It would be better with a protein, but add-ons are so expensive."

Fitness Course.

"Look at me - I can do this!"

Step aerobics

'Yes, yes, yes, now seriously, what can we do to improve our health?'

Work Out.

Muscular Dad

"The gods really love tight buns."

"Well we COULD tell people to eat less and exercise more, but where's the money in that?"

A Man mixing up his sports.

"You exercise with your phone?"

Weightlifting.

'How much have you lost so far?', '$375.00'

"I wanted a personal trainer, but not one that made me feel inadequate!"

"Man, that instructor kicked my butt today."

How to lose weight.

Bored with yoga, the very fittest neighborhood moms start up a "Running with Furniture" club.

"You're right. Yoga sure sounds easy!"