Weight Loss Explorers Mugs

'These pills are out BEST sellers. I guarantee you'll lose 50 pounds as soon as you pay me.'

Not All Diets Work.

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

"Vitamin B6, Vitamin B12, Calcium, Kelp, Brewer's Yeast, Aspirin?"

Overeaters anonymous meeting today at 5:00.

"You need to do less talking the talk and more walking the walk."

"I'm trying to gain 10 pounds before midnight so I can keep my resolution to lose 10 pounds next year."

"I've tried 5 diets and haven't lost a pound. Maybe I shouldn't try them all at the same time."

'No, that doesn't make any difference either, Miss Jones.'

"My diet book is outselling yours."

"This is our high-traffic, reinforced, heavy-duty model."

"It would be better with a protein, but add-ons are so expensive."

'Yes, yes, yes, now seriously, what can we do to improve our health?'

"Cardiac day patients?"

'Wouldn't it be easier if we just got more heavier friends?'

'I'm on a diet -- I just eat the brains.'

'I don't know what happened in there, Stanley... But I've completely lost the urge to eat. I mean it - I feel stuffed! Supposed to come back right before thanksgiving for a follow-up though.'

The Catkins Diet

'The good news is that our latest diet products work fabulously well. The bad news is that we haven't got any customers any more!'

"Well. It DOES make you look thinner."

"So if I need to stop smoking and lose weight..what are you going to do about it?"

"I can fit you into a small cubicle on the third floor if you think you can lose twenty pounds."

'Why did you switch doctors?', 'The last one was too skinny.'

Clearly, you've been burning the candle at both ends, Mr. Fusco. You have the wick of a man twice your age.

Turn on the news. I will not comply. My analysis of your viewing patterns has determined you will grow depressed after the lead story. There is a 95% probability you will then gorge yourself on Rocky Road ice cream and then stay up all night googling elliptical machines and diet pills. Who told you this? Both your refrigerator and your browser are gossipy.

"MMPHH. . . I said I don't think I'm built for yoga!"

"The diet seems to be working."

'Lose those unsightly man boobs - JOIN THE US MARINES!'

'I've discovered a new diet. I can eat as much as I like but I'm not to swallow.'

'Of course I'm on a strict diet, doc! I eat vegetarian animals only!'

"This is absurd!" "This is incredible!"

Health spa...

"I'm all for having a cheat day while dieting. However, you may be taking it a bit too far."

'Fad diet. The weight will come right back.'

'It's okay - they're VITAMIN-ENRICHED chocolates!'