Dieting Explorer Mugs

'Yes, it is glandular. Glandular and chocolate.'

'Our doctor told me to give up sugar and spice and everything nice.'

"I've tried 5 diets and haven't lost a pound. Maybe I shouldn't try them all at the same time."

"I envy you, but my dietary requirements make it difficult for me to travel..."

Before/After

"Vitamin B6, Vitamin B12, Calcium, Kelp, Brewer's Yeast, Aspirin?"

"I used to be a vegetarian. Then I became a vegan. Then a fruitarian. Now I only eat manna that falls from Heaven."

Sisyphus Sawyer

Vegan Restaurant: ''amburgers! Sausages! RISSOLES!'

Motivation to Keep Fit.

Nutritional Supplements.

"All these vitamins and nutrients, plus it makes it own sauce! We should be eating this!"

"It would be better with a protein, but add-ons are so expensive."

Odd Spas

"Whatever diet they're on, tell them what they ordered is PERFECT for them."

"Cardiac day patients?"

'The good news is that our latest diet products work fabulously well. The bad news is that we haven't got any customers any more!'

"We've gone glutton-free."

Roger couldn't understand why his diet wasn't working.

Je-Hereford's Witnesses

"I can't eat these nutrition bars. They're for women."

"It may not be the lowest cal, but it's low enough cal for me."

"Hey guys, I'm thinking about going vegetarian."

'I don't know what happened in there, Stanley... But I've completely lost the urge to eat. I mean it - I feel stuffed! Supposed to come back right before thanksgiving for a follow-up though.'

"Why have you brought me here?"

"My doctor suggested I get less fat in my diet."

'It's time for drastic measures - I'm taking you off food and putting you on chew toys.'

I find that I can cut back on calories if I use only one chopstick.

'He's saying 'Enough bananas - I'm also a carnivore'.'

Jerry loved that exhaust barbecue taste.

It was time to start the lockdown diet.

'I know why Max has suddenly turned vegetarian: His new girlfriend is a Fruit-Bat...'

'It's not our wine list. It's a list of gastroenterologists.'

Fast food trap.

'I've discovered a new diet. I can eat as much as I like but I'm not to swallow.'