Dietary Change Explorer Mugs

'I know why Max has suddenly turned vegetarian: His new girlfriend is a Fruit-Bat...'

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

Before/After

"I envy you, but my dietary requirements make it difficult for me to travel..."

"Vitamin B6, Vitamin B12, Calcium, Kelp, Brewer's Yeast, Aspirin?"

"I used to be a vegetarian. Then I became a vegan. Then a fruitarian. Now I only eat manna that falls from Heaven."

"It's completely normal for someone your age to develop a taste for butterscotch."

Vegan Restaurant: ''amburgers! Sausages! RISSOLES!'

"I've tried 5 diets and haven't lost a pound. Maybe I shouldn't try them all at the same time."

Nutritional Supplements.

"Whatever diet they're on, tell them what they ordered is PERFECT for them."

"It would be better with a protein, but add-ons are so expensive."

"All these vitamins and nutrients, plus it makes it own sauce! We should be eating this!"

"Cardiac day patients?"

"We've gone glutton-free."

Je-Hereford's Witnesses

Roger couldn't understand why his diet wasn't working.

"Hey guys, I'm thinking about going vegetarian."

"I can't eat these nutrition bars. They're for women."

'The good news is that our latest diet products work fabulously well. The bad news is that we haven't got any customers any more!'

'He's saying 'Enough bananas - I'm also a carnivore'.'

It was time to start the lockdown diet.

'It's not our wine list. It's a list of gastroenterologists.'

Fast food trap.

Bar None

'It's okay - they're VITAMIN-ENRICHED chocolates!'

"I know... everybody just assumes I'm a vegetarian."

'Fad diet. The weight will come right back.'

"My veganism begins and ends with eating insects."

"One gluten-free, lactose-free, low carb pizza."

"Does skipping breakfast count as both exercise and dieting?"

"I'm all for having a cheat day while dieting. However, you may be taking it a bit too far."

'Oh ya! I didn't tell you guys. I'm a vegetarian now.'

'I think your overdoing the pineapple juicing!'

"I'll have the vegan."