Alternative Diet Explorer Mugs

Je-Hereford's Witnesses

"My veganism begins and ends with eating insects."

Vegetarian Birds

"Vitamin B6, Vitamin B12, Calcium, Kelp, Brewer's Yeast, Aspirin?"

"I used to be a vegetarian. Then I became a vegan. Then a fruitarian. Now I only eat manna that falls from Heaven."

"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet."

"You'll find that as a restaurateur I've worked hard to showcase the finest in organic and free range ingredients that have been harvested and prepared in authentic and traditional ways."

Vegan Restaurant: ''amburgers! Sausages! RISSOLES!'

"I've tried 5 diets and haven't lost a pound. Maybe I shouldn't try them all at the same time."

"I've been on a diet for 5 weeks and can safely tell you that I've lost 5 weeks."

Nutritional Supplements.

Odd Spas

"Whatever diet they're on, tell them what they ordered is PERFECT for them."

"It would be better with a protein, but add-ons are so expensive."

The First Vegetarians.

"Cardiac day patients?"

Roger couldn't understand why his diet wasn't working.

"I'm thinking of switching to an all vegan diet...based on carrots...mainly carrots..."

"So does this Flamingo diet have any side effects?"

'My guru thinks you're nuts.'

"I only invest in alternative meat products, so I reject the terms 'Bull' and 'Bear'."

'The good news is that our latest diet products work fabulously well. The bad news is that we haven't got any customers any more!'

"We've gone glutton-free."

"It may not be the lowest cal, but it's low enough cal for me."

"Hey guys, I'm thinking about going vegetarian."

"My doctor suggested I get less fat in my diet."

'It's time for drastic measures - I'm taking you off food and putting you on chew toys.'

'I know why Max has suddenly turned vegetarian: His new girlfriend is a Fruit-Bat...'

I find that I can cut back on calories if I use only one chopstick.

It was time to start the lockdown diet.

Go Veggie...

'He's saying 'Enough bananas - I'm also a carnivore'.'

'It's not our wine list. It's a list of gastroenterologists.'

Fast food trap.

"One gluten-free, lactose-free, low carb pizza."