Dietary Change Explorer Gifts

'I know why Max has suddenly turned vegetarian: His new girlfriend is a Fruit-Bat...'

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

"I envy you, but my dietary requirements make it difficult for me to travel..."

Before/After

"Vitamin B6, Vitamin B12, Calcium, Kelp, Brewer's Yeast, Aspirin?"

"I used to be a vegetarian. Then I became a vegan. Then a fruitarian. Now I only eat manna that falls from Heaven."

"It's completely normal for someone your age to develop a taste for butterscotch."

Vegan Restaurant: ''amburgers! Sausages! RISSOLES!'

"I've tried 5 diets and haven't lost a pound. Maybe I shouldn't try them all at the same time."

Nutritional Supplements.

"It would be better with a protein, but add-ons are so expensive."

"Whatever diet they're on, tell them what they ordered is PERFECT for them."

"All these vitamins and nutrients, plus it makes it own sauce! We should be eating this!"

"Cardiac day patients?"

"I can't eat these nutrition bars. They're for women."

"We've gone glutton-free."

"Hey guys, I'm thinking about going vegetarian."

Roger couldn't understand why his diet wasn't working.

Je-Hereford's Witnesses

'The good news is that our latest diet products work fabulously well. The bad news is that we haven't got any customers any more!'

'He's saying 'Enough bananas - I'm also a carnivore'.'

It was time to start the lockdown diet.

'It's not our wine list. It's a list of gastroenterologists.'

Fast food trap.

"One gluten-free, lactose-free, low carb pizza."

'Oh ya! I didn't tell you guys. I'm a vegetarian now.'

'It's okay - they're VITAMIN-ENRICHED chocolates!'

"Does skipping breakfast count as both exercise and dieting?"

"My veganism begins and ends with eating insects."

"I'm all for having a cheat day while dieting. However, you may be taking it a bit too far."

"I know... everybody just assumes I'm a vegetarian."

'Fad diet. The weight will come right back.'

Bar None

'I think your overdoing the pineapple juicing!'

"I'll have the vegan."