Weight Loss Adventurer Mugs

"Yes, I am watching reality shows, but not because I like them. They're so repulsive, they make me lose my appetite. I've lost a ton of weight."

"You need to do less talking the talk and more walking the walk."

"This feels like an accomplishment."

Garlic Free Zone.

"I'm afraid it's not cheese, it's 'cheese-like'."

'It was at this point that the executive group began its hatha flow retreats.'

Overeaters anonymous meeting today at 5:00.

Anti-inflammation recipes

Yoga for beginners,

Sisyphus Sawyer

International House of Excrement

'New Barbeque.'

"I want you to learn from my mistakes."

'No, that doesn't make any difference either, Miss Jones.'

Motivation to Keep Fit.

'The Ailing Matisse tries cutting out meat and dairy products.'

"My diet book is outselling yours."

'Advanced warning: High cholesterol 10mtrs ahead.'

Odd Spas

Obese man using a exercise machine. His false teeth are flying out.

The First Vegetarians.

'I'm on a diet -- I just eat the brains.'

'Wouldn't it be easier if we just got more heavier friends?'

'I don't care if we mostly eat protein - on a hot day like this I have a craving for ice cream.'

Yoga. Welcome back! Thank you. Why did you stop coming? I couldn't decide if I liked yoga, or

'We're starting a new diet today -- do you want your tofu scrambled or fried?'

'I don't know what happened in there, Stanley... But I've completely lost the urge to eat. I mean it - I feel stuffed! Supposed to come back right before thanksgiving for a follow-up though.'

Bull Treadmill

"It may not be the lowest cal, but it's low enough cal for me."

"Well. It DOES make you look thinner."

No wonder kickboxing seems so hard.

"Why have you brought me here?"

"I can fit you into a small cubicle on the third floor if you think you can lose twenty pounds."

Stationary bicycles.

I find that I can cut back on calories if I use only one chopstick.