Weight Loss Journey Adventurer Mugs

'I joined Blubber Watchers.'

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

'I won't tell my thighs if you don't..'

Overeaters anonymous meeting today at 5:00.

"You need to do less talking the talk and more walking the walk."

Woman Weighing Herself on Two Scales.

Excess Baggage: Some folks believe that calories consumed during vacation do not count against your diet.

'Yes I do notice an improvement. Your chins don't juggle anymore.'

Sisyphus Sawyer

'Please help mommy lose some weight. She gets grumpy when she's on a diet that's not working.'

'I think my diet is finally working. went form a large to an extra medium.'

'I knew it was time to do something when I leapt from the stage to do some body surfing and the crowd parted.'

'I've found the blockage it looks like your gastric band!'

'However hard I try to lose weight, it always finds me again.'

Women holding onto birds so that her weight seems lower

Scales

''Exercise'? -- But I hate to eat and run!'

"My incentive for losing weight? I bought a fitted sheet a size to small."

Woman on running machine next to a cake.

'No, that doesn't make any difference either, Miss Jones.'

Motivation to Keep Fit.

A tailor measuring a large man

Odd Spas

"My diet book is outselling yours."

The First Vegetarians.

"Ready to head back?"

Cathy decides to remain standing on the scale until she loses weight.

'I'm on a diet -- I just eat the brains.'

'Wouldn't it be easier if we just got more heavier friends?'

"It may not be the lowest cal, but it's low enough cal for me."

'I'm thinking of having a gastric band fitted to my cigarettes.'

The Catkins Diet

'It's me or the cake....'

'I don't know what happened in there, Stanley... But I've completely lost the urge to eat. I mean it - I feel stuffed! Supposed to come back right before thanksgiving for a follow-up though.'

"Well. It DOES make you look thinner."