Weight Loss Journey Adventurer Gifts

'I joined Blubber Watchers.'

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

'I won't tell my thighs if you don't..'

Zoo. Diet Clinic. Hey everybody --- There's no longer an 800-pound gorilla in the room!

Overeaters anonymous meeting today at 5:00.

"You need to do less talking the talk and more walking the walk."

'Yes I do notice an improvement. Your chins don't juggle anymore.'

Woman Weighing Herself on Two Scales.

Excess Baggage: Some folks believe that calories consumed during vacation do not count against your diet.

Sisyphus Sawyer

'Please help mommy lose some weight. She gets grumpy when she's on a diet that's not working.'

'I've found the blockage it looks like your gastric band!'

'I think my diet is finally working. went form a large to an extra medium.'

'I knew it was time to do something when I leapt from the stage to do some body surfing and the crowd parted.'

'However hard I try to lose weight, it always finds me again.'

Scales

''Exercise'? -- But I hate to eat and run!'

Women holding onto birds so that her weight seems lower

"My incentive for losing weight? I bought a fitted sheet a size to small."

Woman on running machine next to a cake.

'No, that doesn't make any difference either, Miss Jones.'

Motivation to Keep Fit.

A tailor measuring a large man

"My diet book is outselling yours."

Odd Spas

The First Vegetarians.

"Ready to head back?"

Cathy decides to remain standing on the scale until she loses weight.

'I'm on a diet -- I just eat the brains.'

'Wouldn't it be easier if we just got more heavier friends?'

'I don't know what happened in there, Stanley... But I've completely lost the urge to eat. I mean it - I feel stuffed! Supposed to come back right before thanksgiving for a follow-up though.'

"Well. It DOES make you look thinner."

"It may not be the lowest cal, but it's low enough cal for me."

'It's me or the cake....'

The Catkins Diet