Weight Loss Journeyers Gifts

"I can fit you into a small cubicle on the third floor if you think you can lose twenty pounds."

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

Zoo. Diet Clinic. Hey everybody --- There's no longer an 800-pound gorilla in the room!

'I won't tell my thighs if you don't..'

Overeaters anonymous meeting today at 5:00.

"You need to do less talking the talk and more walking the walk."

Excess Baggage: Some folks believe that calories consumed during vacation do not count against your diet.

'Yes I do notice an improvement. Your chins don't juggle anymore.'

Woman Weighing Herself on Two Scales.

'Please help mommy lose some weight. She gets grumpy when she's on a diet that's not working.'

'I've found the blockage it looks like your gastric band!'

'I knew it was time to do something when I leapt from the stage to do some body surfing and the crowd parted.'

'I think my diet is finally working. went form a large to an extra medium.'

''Exercise'? -- But I hate to eat and run!'

'However hard I try to lose weight, it always finds me again.'

"My incentive for losing weight? I bought a fitted sheet a size to small."

Woman on running machine next to a cake.

'No, that doesn't make any difference either, Miss Jones.'

A tailor measuring a large man

"My diet book is outselling yours."

"Ready to head back?"

Cathy decides to remain standing on the scale until she loses weight.

'I'm on a diet -- I just eat the brains.'

'Wouldn't it be easier if we just got more heavier friends?'

'Food has replaced sex in my life. Now I can't even get into my own pants.'

The next big thing

"Buy them - and never look back."

'I'm thinking of having a gastric band fitted to my cigarettes.'

'I don't know what happened in there, Stanley... But I've completely lost the urge to eat. I mean it - I feel stuffed! Supposed to come back right before thanksgiving for a follow-up though.'

Roger couldn't understand why his diet wasn't working.

"Well. It DOES make you look thinner."

Yoga. Welcome back! Thank you. Why did you stop coming? I couldn't decide if I liked yoga, or

Woman stands on scales, holds bunch of balloons.

'It's me or the cake....'

The Catkins Diet