Weight Loss Journeyer Gifts

Overeaters anonymous meeting today at 5:00.

'I'm on a diet -- I just eat the brains.'

'Wouldn't it be easier if we just got more heavier friends?'

"Well. It DOES make you look thinner."

Richter Scale

"My diet book is outselling yours."

"Dieting galls my bladder!"

'Your weight and fortune' "...and Lennox Lewis will refuse the challenge..."

'Why did you switch doctors?', 'The last one was too skinny.'

'Gosh, Frank, you're just a shadow of you former self.'

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

'I won't tell my thighs if you don't..'

"You need to do less talking the talk and more walking the walk."

Woman Weighing Herself on Two Scales.

Excess Baggage: Some folks believe that calories consumed during vacation do not count against your diet.

'Yes I do notice an improvement. Your chins don't juggle anymore.'

'Please help mommy lose some weight. She gets grumpy when she's on a diet that's not working.'

'I think my diet is finally working. went form a large to an extra medium.'

'I've found the blockage it looks like your gastric band!'

'I knew it was time to do something when I leapt from the stage to do some body surfing and the crowd parted.'

'However hard I try to lose weight, it always finds me again.'

"My incentive for losing weight? I bought a fitted sheet a size to small."

''Exercise'? -- But I hate to eat and run!'

Woman on running machine next to a cake.

'No, that doesn't make any difference either, Miss Jones.'

A tailor measuring a large man

"Ready to head back?"

Cathy decides to remain standing on the scale until she loses weight.

The next big thing

"Buy them - and never look back."

Woman stands on scales, holds bunch of balloons.

'Food has replaced sex in my life. Now I can't even get into my own pants.'

The Catkins Diet

'It's me or the cake....'

"Well we COULD tell people to eat less and exercise more, but where's the money in that?"