Weight Loss Journeyer Prints

Overeaters anonymous meeting today at 5:00.

'I'm on a diet -- I just eat the brains.'

'Wouldn't it be easier if we just got more heavier friends?'

Some Sanctions against Russia Are a Blessing in Disguise

"Well. It DOES make you look thinner."

Richter Scale

"My diet book is outselling yours."

"Dieting galls my bladder!"

'Your weight and fortune' "...and Lennox Lewis will refuse the challenge..."

'Why did you switch doctors?', 'The last one was too skinny.'

'Gosh, Frank, you're just a shadow of you former self.'

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

Zoo. Diet Clinic. Hey everybody --- There's no longer an 800-pound gorilla in the room!

'I won't tell my thighs if you don't..'

Woman Weighing Herself on Two Scales.

'Yes I do notice an improvement. Your chins don't juggle anymore.'

"You need to do less talking the talk and more walking the walk."

Excess Baggage: Some folks believe that calories consumed during vacation do not count against your diet.

'Please help mommy lose some weight. She gets grumpy when she's on a diet that's not working.'

'I think my diet is finally working. went form a large to an extra medium.'

'I knew it was time to do something when I leapt from the stage to do some body surfing and the crowd parted.'

'I've found the blockage it looks like your gastric band!'

''Exercise'? -- But I hate to eat and run!'

"My incentive for losing weight? I bought a fitted sheet a size to small."

'However hard I try to lose weight, it always finds me again.'

Woman on running machine next to a cake.

'No, that doesn't make any difference either, Miss Jones.'

A tailor measuring a large man

"Ready to head back?"

Cathy decides to remain standing on the scale until she loses weight.

'I'm thinking of having a gastric band fitted to my cigarettes.'

'Food has replaced sex in my life. Now I can't even get into my own pants.'

Yoga. Welcome back! Thank you. Why did you stop coming? I couldn't decide if I liked yoga, or

'It's me or the cake....'

Woman stands on scales, holds bunch of balloons.