Weight Loss Adventurers Prints

'No, that doesn't make any difference either, Miss Jones.'

"This feels like an accomplishment."

"I'm afraid it's not cheese, it's 'cheese-like'."

'It was at this point that the executive group began its hatha flow retreats.'

Overeaters anonymous meeting today at 5:00.

Anti-inflammation recipes

"You need to do less talking the talk and more walking the walk."

Yoga for beginners,

Sisyphus Sawyer

International House of Excrement

'New Barbeque.'

Motivation to Keep Fit.

'The Ailing Matisse tries cutting out meat and dairy products.'

'Advanced warning: High cholesterol 10mtrs ahead.'

"My diet book is outselling yours."

Odd Spas

The First Vegetarians.

'I'm on a diet -- I just eat the brains.'

'Wouldn't it be easier if we just got more heavier friends?'

'I don't care if we mostly eat protein - on a hot day like this I have a craving for ice cream.'

'We're starting a new diet today -- do you want your tofu scrambled or fried?'

"It may not be the lowest cal, but it's low enough cal for me."

'I don't know what happened in there, Stanley... But I've completely lost the urge to eat. I mean it - I feel stuffed! Supposed to come back right before thanksgiving for a follow-up though.'

"Well. It DOES make you look thinner."

"Why have you brought me here?"

"I can fit you into a small cubicle on the third floor if you think you can lose twenty pounds."

I find that I can cut back on calories if I use only one chopstick.

"Every time I go near the refrigerator, my fitness app somehow locks it. I think they're both conspiring against me."

Go Veggie...

"The diet seems to be working."

'It's time for drastic measures - I'm taking you off food and putting you on chew toys.'

'Why did you switch doctors?', 'The last one was too skinny.'

"My doctor suggested I get less fat in my diet."

Bored with yoga, the very fittest neighborhood moms start up a "Running with Furniture" club.