Weight Loss Journeyers Prints

"I can fit you into a small cubicle on the third floor if you think you can lose twenty pounds."

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

'I won't tell my thighs if you don't..'

Overeaters anonymous meeting today at 5:00.

Woman Weighing Herself on Two Scales.

'Yes I do notice an improvement. Your chins don't juggle anymore.'

Excess Baggage: Some folks believe that calories consumed during vacation do not count against your diet.

"You need to do less talking the talk and more walking the walk."

'Please help mommy lose some weight. She gets grumpy when she's on a diet that's not working.'

'I think my diet is finally working. went form a large to an extra medium.'

'I knew it was time to do something when I leapt from the stage to do some body surfing and the crowd parted.'

'I've found the blockage it looks like your gastric band!'

'However hard I try to lose weight, it always finds me again.'

''Exercise'? -- But I hate to eat and run!'

"My incentive for losing weight? I bought a fitted sheet a size to small."

Woman on running machine next to a cake.

'No, that doesn't make any difference either, Miss Jones.'

A tailor measuring a large man

"My diet book is outselling yours."

"Ready to head back?"

Cathy decides to remain standing on the scale until she loses weight.

'I'm on a diet -- I just eat the brains.'

'Wouldn't it be easier if we just got more heavier friends?'

"Well we COULD tell people to eat less and exercise more, but where's the money in that?"

The next big thing

The Catkins Diet

"Well. It DOES make you look thinner."

"Buy them - and never look back."

Woman stands on scales, holds bunch of balloons.

'I'm thinking of having a gastric band fitted to my cigarettes.'

Roger couldn't understand why his diet wasn't working.

'I don't know what happened in there, Stanley... But I've completely lost the urge to eat. I mean it - I feel stuffed! Supposed to come back right before thanksgiving for a follow-up though.'

'It's me or the cake....'

'Food has replaced sex in my life. Now I can't even get into my own pants.'