Weight Loss Journey Member Gifts

The Catkins Diet

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

Zoo. Diet Clinic. Hey everybody --- There's no longer an 800-pound gorilla in the room!

'I won't tell my thighs if you don't..'

Overeaters anonymous meeting today at 5:00.

'Is your cabbage diet working darling?'

Excess Baggage: Some folks believe that calories consumed during vacation do not count against your diet.

'Yes I do notice an improvement. Your chins don't juggle anymore.'

Woman Weighing Herself on Two Scales.

"You need to do less talking the talk and more walking the walk."

"I'm trying to gain 10 pounds before midnight so I can keep my resolution to lose 10 pounds next year."

'Please help mommy lose some weight. She gets grumpy when she's on a diet that's not working.'

'I've found the blockage it looks like your gastric band!'

'I knew it was time to do something when I leapt from the stage to do some body surfing and the crowd parted.'

'I think my diet is finally working. went form a large to an extra medium.'

'However hard I try to lose weight, it always finds me again.'

''Exercise'? -- But I hate to eat and run!'

"My incentive for losing weight? I bought a fitted sheet a size to small."

"Wow. . . Are you expecting or did you nibble on your gingerbread house again?"

Woman on running machine next to a cake.

'No, that doesn't make any difference either, Miss Jones.'

A tailor measuring a large man

"My diet book is outselling yours."

"Ready to head back?"

Cathy decides to remain standing on the scale until she loses weight.

'Wouldn't it be easier if we just got more heavier friends?'

'I'm on a diet -- I just eat the brains.'

The next big thing

'Food has replaced sex in my life. Now I can't even get into my own pants.'

"Buy them - and never look back."

'I'm thinking of having a gastric band fitted to my cigarettes.'

'I'm sick of fast food. I mean, look at the legs on that thing.'

"Well. It DOES make you look thinner."

Woman stands on scales, holds bunch of balloons.

'It's me or the cake....'