Weight Loss Journey Mugs

Woman on running machine next to a cake.

'I hate her...'

'I...lost...twenty...pounds...and...now...I'm...a...size...six!'

Cathy decides to remain standing on the scale until she loses weight.

"I overeat when I'm stressed and I'm stressed about my weight."

"I said, I'm on a garlic diet. So far, I've lost 5 pounds and 12 friends."

'...is really all the exercise I need to lose weight.'

"This can't be right. I was supposed to lose 20 lbs before my next annual exam - maybe I should postpone my appointment for ... another year."

'Please help mommy lose some weight. She gets grumpy when she's on a diet that's not working.'

'I have decided to get serious about losing weight. I moved the refrigerator out of the bedroom.'

'I've found the blockage it looks like your gastric band!'

'I knew it was time to do something when I leapt from the stage to do some body surfing and the crowd parted.'

"How's the new diet working out?"

Maude finally gets rid of her giant ass.

'Maybe you could get dressed faster if you lost that speed bump around your waist.'

'I think my diet is finally working. went form a large to an extra medium.'

A man stands on the talking scale - 'One at a time please!'

'My wife has me on a very strict diet so I need a safe place to store my binge foods.'

"You'd like to see it in a smaller size...congratulations!"

A tailor measuring a large man

"It's tough sticking to a diet when you're surrounded by temptation."

"He'll have the salad."

"I used to be morbidly obese, now I'm just morbid."

"Having just lost 10 pounds, that's the best attraction in the park!"

"My incentive for losing weight? I bought a fitted sheet a size to small."

"I see Pete's diet has really paid off, Mary. He's a shadow of his former self."

The end of hibernation.

'Dropping 200 pounds, I feel great, and can squirt up and down chimneys like a greased monkey.'

'I've tried to turn my life around, but it's hard when you're a big rig.'

'It's me or the cake....'

Woman Weighing Herself on Two Scales.

'I won't tell my thighs if you don't..'

'Food has replaced sex in my life. Now I can't even get into my own pants.'

Stomach Bypass Surgery

'That's dad playing Santa after his diet. His belly shook when he laughed like a bowl full of non-fat, sugar-free yogurt.'