Weight Loss Journey Mugs

Woman on running machine next to a cake.

'I hate her...'

'I...lost...twenty...pounds...and...now...I'm...a...size...six!'

"This can't be right. I was supposed to lose 20 lbs before my next annual exam - maybe I should postpone my appointment for ... another year."

Cathy decides to remain standing on the scale until she loses weight.

"I overeat when I'm stressed and I'm stressed about my weight."

"I said, I'm on a garlic diet. So far, I've lost 5 pounds and 12 friends."

'...is really all the exercise I need to lose weight.'

'Please help mommy lose some weight. She gets grumpy when she's on a diet that's not working.'

'I have decided to get serious about losing weight. I moved the refrigerator out of the bedroom.'

"You'd like to see it in a smaller size...congratulations!"

'I knew it was time to do something when I leapt from the stage to do some body surfing and the crowd parted.'

"How's the new diet working out?"

Maude finally gets rid of her giant ass.

'Maybe you could get dressed faster if you lost that speed bump around your waist.'

'I think my diet is finally working. went form a large to an extra medium.'

A man stands on the talking scale - 'One at a time please!'

'I've found the blockage it looks like your gastric band!'

'My wife has me on a very strict diet so I need a safe place to store my binge foods.'

A tailor measuring a large man

"It's tough sticking to a diet when you're surrounded by temptation."

'Dropping 200 pounds, I feel great, and can squirt up and down chimneys like a greased monkey.'

'I've tried to turn my life around, but it's hard when you're a big rig.'

'It's me or the cake....'

Woman Weighing Herself on Two Scales.

'I won't tell my thighs if you don't..'

'Food has replaced sex in my life. Now I can't even get into my own pants.'

Stomach Bypass Surgery

'That's dad playing Santa after his diet. His belly shook when he laughed like a bowl full of non-fat, sugar-free yogurt.'

The end of hibernation.

''Exercise'? -- But I hate to eat and run!'

'However hard I try to lose weight, it always finds me again.'

Joe's Weight Gain: '...I don't need to drink beer to enjoy the company and witty banter with my big brother.'

Excess Baggage: Some folks believe that calories consumed during vacation do not count against your diet.

"What's wrong with your dad?"